Woody Allen quokes, jokes, thoughts

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Woody Allen

 

 

Steve Jobs success advice

My girlfriend always laughs during sex

– no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs

 

 

 

 

Success Secrets:

The Wheel of Personal Success

Humorous Quotations

   

Vadim Kotelnikov quotes

Act slowly to fail surely.

Vadim Kotelnikov

 

 

See also

Smart Success

A humorous business plan composed of humorous success quotes