Woody Allen quotes, jokes, thoughts

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Thoughts & Jokes

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

I don't know enough to be incompetent.

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

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