If a person knows what he wants, he either knows too much or wants too little.

 

Humorous Knowledge Quotes

 

 

Michail Zhvanetsky humorous quotes, Russian humour, jokes

Discovering your place in this world is not enough, you must also be the first to get there.

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You want to get everything and at once, but you get nothing and gradually.

 

Failure Quotes

 

 

Michail Zhvanetsky humorous quotes, Russian humour, jokes

Don't tell me what to do and

I won't tell you where you should go.

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 Never exaggerate the stupidity of your enemies and the loyalty of your friends.

 

Friendship 360

 

 

 

If you're arguing with an idiot, he's most likely doing the same.

 

Humorous Communication Quotes

 

 

 

 

 

People Skills 360

 

 

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Michail Zhvanetsky humorous quotes, Russian humour, jokes

Humor is life. This is love for the interlocutor and the willingness to laugh to tears.

Michael Zhvanetsky

 

 

 

 Humor is life. This is a state. This is not a joke. It's the sparks in the eyes. This is love for the interlocutor and the willingness to laugh to tears.
It is not enough to know your own worth - you must also be in demand.
Thinking is so difficult, that's why most people judge.
The character of a person can be judged by how he behaves with those who cannot be of any help to him, as well as with those who cannot hit him back.
Only on your birthday do you find out how many useless things there are in the world.
When a man says, "I love women," he loves himself. When he says, "I love a woman," he loves her.

Never marry a woman you can live with. Marry the one you can't live without.

To love means to speak with each finger separately.

Often we fight mold instead of fighting dampness.
It's okay if they laugh at you. It is much worse when they cry over you.
The mind often speaks silently.
Nothing hurts a person more than debris of s/his own happiness.
If someone gets ready to move mountains, others will surely follow him, ready to wring his neck.

 

SuperSmart

SyperSmart vs. Smart

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

Everything in this world is relative. For instance, the length of the minute depends on which side of the toilet door you’re on.

 

Perception

Universal Laws